galifianafuck:

if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

  • take car
  • go to mum’s
  • kill phil
  • grab liz
  • go to the winchester
  • have a nice cold pint  
  • and wait for all this to blow over

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glowpinkstah:

tpolisher:

well, if karma is a bitch, then by reblogging this i’m gettin’ the Alzheimers.

HA.

glowpinkstah:

tpolisher:

well, if karma is a bitch, then by reblogging this i’m gettin’ the Alzheimers.

HA.

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bgospelm:

Did you say your wife won’t let you? What, did you marry your mother?

bgospelm:

Did you say your wife won’t let you? What, did you marry your mother?

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